Fashionable Fur Friend Gifts

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Catsuit

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

'Look guys I have a new rug! Who wants to help me wreck it?'

"This is going to fly off the shelves!"

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

'I'm afraid that smartphone is designed for people who are much cooler than you.'

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

"He's my personal trainer."

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

'Be fair with your morning walk, Marmaduke. Give him a chance to wake up.'

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

'They're all excited about their upcoming holidays, while I'm not looking forward to the boarding kennel...'

'Have you got anything that goes with suede?'