Fashion-forward Fur Friends Gifts

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Catsuit

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

QR tattoo.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Young Frankenstein

"I got tired of webbed feet."

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

'Look guys I have a new rug! Who wants to help me wreck it?'

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

"We have a fascinating new range of Human-eye contact lenses."

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...