Fancy Fur Friend Gifts

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Boy and his dog

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Dog Love.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Training.