Trendsetter In Furs Gifts

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Dogs shaving

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Deer Cross Dressing.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Catsuit

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"You are one sick rabbit."

Art Pets

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

"Is that fur!"

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

Some of the big stores are going fur free so that I don't have to.