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"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"Foster failure"

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Catsuit

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Best in Heat.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Fur'niture

Prints in a Gallery.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'

'It's just a little gray fur...it makes you look distinguished!'