Scarf Enthusiasts Gifts

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Why giraffes hate winter

The Mummy's Purse...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Festive squad

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Football supporters.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Beret Night at the Museum'