Scarves Fan Gifts

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Absolutely not!"

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Happy birthday Darling!

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

Three women dancing

Butterfly Woman

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Barber of Seville

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."