Scarves Fan T-Shirts

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Absolutely not!"

"Nuts to you, too."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Barber of Seville

Three women dancing

Butterfly Woman

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'