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'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

A scalf of sloanes

'I want to get this scarf finished before the wool runs out.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

"Be creative...!"

A Macaroni in 1772

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Purple dress

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Square Cut

The Dandy

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Why giraffes hate winter

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I work at the airport.'