Scalp Aficionado T-Shirts

'We don't like to call it baldness, Mr. Glemmer. Here, we say you have an enhanced scalp.'

The adoration of the gels.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Absolutely not!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

wattle covers

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Nice haircut."

'Long shift?'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Two men in barber shop

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

The Manicure.

"Ready...."

Clock Tower Shadow