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"You shouldn't have."

Death warmed up.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Harry?... Is that you?"

How Swordfish Are Born

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

The Sculptor

Punkins

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Football supporters.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Sabrage!

Festive squad

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

D.C. Halloween

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."