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"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Festive squad

Football supporters.

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Don't you like it, Dad?

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

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'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

A scalf of sloanes

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"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

"CCCOOOLD!"

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Death warmed up.

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'I'll take them all.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

"You shouldn't have."

Tom Baker Caricature

No tulle left in this vehicle overnight.