Collecting Spectacles Pillows

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

'No, I need my glasses-for-finding-my-other-glasses glasses.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

Waking Up With Rooster.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Football supporters.

The hour of justice

'Let there be cool.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You're late."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'