Collecting Spectacles Pillows

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

'No, I need my glasses-for-finding-my-other-glasses glasses.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

Waking Up With Rooster.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

The hour of justice

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Football supporters.

'Let there be cool.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You're late."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.