Scarves And Hats Fan Mugs

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Champagne

Advocado

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Masquerade

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

I want to hold your hand

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

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Why giraffes hate winter

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Tiger Costume

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'Ice cream parlour.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'You'll grow into it!'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Three women dancing