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An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

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I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Oceanographer

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Burning the Scarecrow

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Back Alley Bacon

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

I love coloured tights

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

"Got milk?"

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Witches

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

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Hamster bartender

'Madam, please just smash that damn bottle against the ship.'