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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Jurassic Pork

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Cupid misses his shot.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

God perfects his turkey design.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Pig Cheese

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'