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"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

Pig Meat.

Money Hog

'Ahhh...'

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Head over Hooves

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Jurassic Pork

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Dedication to excellence....

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Boomerang cow.

Cow of BEEF