Pork Lover Prints

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

Pig Meat.

Money Hog

'Ahhh...'

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

Head over Hooves

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Jurassic Pork

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Dedication to excellence....

Cow of BEEF

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Movies vs. Films