Pork Connoisseurs Prints

"They were out of bacon."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Jurassic Pork

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Faux Poop!

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Swine flu

'It's a spork!'

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

The Pooperrazzi

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Pig Cheese

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Hen Behaving Badly.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"