Pork Enthusiast Prints

"Hog Hell"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Marry me, Tiffany, and I'll give you all the pork you want.'

Hungry people draw their dinner.

'Ahhh...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Important Food Groups

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Jurassic Pork

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I speak Latin, you know."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

*=Hotdog

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Family Butcher.