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"Hog Hell"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Marry me, Tiffany, and I'll give you all the pork you want.'

Hungry people draw their dinner.

'Ahhh...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Important Food Groups

Jurassic Pork

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Pig's Human Bank

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Happy Hog - Manet