Pork Belly Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I've done well listening to my gut, and now it's saying buy pork belly futures.'

'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Jurassic Pork

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Body by Jake

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Pig's Human Bank

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

How Art Works.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Swine flu

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It's a spork!'

"First, do no ham."

"This next song's called 'I love my pig'."

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Pig Cheese

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'