Pork Loin Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why are you watching a cooking show?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Jurassic Pork

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Church Basement Foodie

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

You complete me!

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

No, I don

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

A cow on a drip.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'