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"Jurassic Pork!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Stubborn Horse

Jurassic Pork

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A Venus cow trap.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Pig Cheese

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Oh, girls - someone left something verrry special on the couch.'

"Hog Hell"

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

Simple Dog Humour

Pony Posing for a Photo