Pork Appreciator Pillows

"Jurassic Pork!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Stubborn Horse

Jurassic Pork

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A Venus cow trap.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Pig Cheese

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Hog Hell"

'Oh, girls - someone left something verrry special on the couch.'

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

Simple Dog Humour