Pork Aficionado Pillows

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

Jurassic Pork

'Hold on a second there fellas! I know how this must look.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

'In mixed trading today, pork bellies took a tumble while cholesterol reached an all-time high.'

"Admit it, Kevin! You've made a real meal out of your tattoo fetish."

'Ahhh...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"This place could use a moat!"