Pork Aficionado Mugs

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

Jurassic Pork

'Hold on a second there fellas! I know how this must look.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

'In mixed trading today, pork bellies took a tumble while cholesterol reached an all-time high.'

"Admit it, Kevin! You've made a real meal out of your tattoo fetish."

'Ahhh...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"This place could use a moat!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."