Pork Belly Aficionado Pillows

Jurassic Pork

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Body by Jake

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Swine flu

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Pig Cheese

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Sausage

BEER BELLY

'Is it slop yet?'

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

Butchers Eye Test

"Hog Hell"