Meat Appreciator Pillows

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

A Venus cow trap.

Laboratory Retriever

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Say cheese!

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Veal or non-veal?"

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."