Meat Appreciation Pillows

Wall Street bull

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Rescued Meat

Butchers win joint award

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Where Rump Roast Comes From.

Pork Power.

"The Friesian/Kardashian, the best rump steak on the planet!"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Menu Dating

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"I might just get a pie."

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