Pig Personality Appreciator T-Shirts

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Ahhh...'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Stubborn Horse

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Happy Hog - Manet

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

How Art Works.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Squeal like a pig!