Pig Personality Appreciator Gifts

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Ahhh...'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Stubborn Horse

Jarvis Cocker

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I speak Latin, you know."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Squeal like a pig!

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

How Art Works.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'