Pig Appreciator Gifts

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Ahhh...'

The Fourth Little Pig

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Stubborn Horse

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

A Venus cow trap.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.