Pig Admirers Gifts

An embarrassment of nostrils.

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

Teddy and friends.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Happy Hog - Manet

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

How Art Works.