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'Insider trading on hog futures... and you?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'It doubles as a thrill ride for fleas.'

"Over here's where we make the smoked ham"

Squeal like a pig!

'Jurassic Pork.'

Jurassic Pork!

'They say breakfast is the most important slop of the day.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Ahhh...'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dedication to excellence....

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Teddy and friends.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Meow"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."