Pig Admirer Mugs

'Insider trading on hog futures... and you?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

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'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'It doubles as a thrill ride for fleas.'

"Over here's where we make the smoked ham"

Squeal like a pig!

'Jurassic Pork.'

Jurassic Pork!

'They say breakfast is the most important slop of the day.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Ahhh...'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Head over Hooves

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'