Guinea Pig Appreciator T-Shirts

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Jurassic Pork.'

Stubborn Horse

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Teddy and friends.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Squeal like a pig!

Penguin identity parade

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Unplug and chill out."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

There goes the neighborhood