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'How tragic. Poor bugger must have fallen asleep at the wheel.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

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'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"How do they tell each other apart?"

St. Patrick's Day

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Tuxedo company.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

'He thinks this is funny.'

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

The last Easter

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'That's climate change for you!'

The penguin suit.