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'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

Hamster

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Marco ..."

Baby Screen Time

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Spot the fur ball.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Jurassic Pork!

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"They have so much in common."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Coconut shy...

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

"Tag, you're it!"

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

Frankenhog.

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'