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Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

'Ahhh...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"She wishes to range free!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Pig's Human Bank

*=Hotdog

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

How Art Works.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."