Raising Pigs Gifts

Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

'Ahhh...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"She wishes to range free!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

*=Hotdog

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Pig's Human Bank

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."