Pig Parent Gifts

'Ahhh...'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Why do they do that?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Ahhh...'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Cat Nip.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"He was a very good boy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."