Tiger Parent Gifts

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Cats at private view

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You must have a green thumb."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Solar Plant

When is he coming home buddy?