Tiger Parent Pillows

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Cats at private view

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"You must have a green thumb."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

When is he coming home buddy?

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Solar Plant