Tiger Mom Enthusiast Gifts

Book club is reading about how Chinese parents get results. Good choice. Patty Chu can give the Tiger Mom's insider secrets. I'll remind her. Nuts. She can't come. She's supervising her kid's violin practice. Her secret revealed.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Tiger Costume

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

Sober Tooth Tiger

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'The butler did it.'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Single parents.

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Silencing the baby

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Sleeping Tiger

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

Mother and Baby

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

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