Tiger Mom Enthusiast Gifts

Tiger Costume

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'The butler did it.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Silencing the baby

"Fancy an Indian?"

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Sleeping Tiger

Mother and Baby

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"