Tiger Aficionado Gifts

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

The Year of the Tigger

The Amazing Man-Spider

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Thug life on safari.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Tiger Costume

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Newton's Law and Order.

The next damn Batman.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

Tiger

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

NSA

Mc Seven

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

"Fancy an Indian?"

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'