Tiger Fans Gifts

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

Tiger Costume

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Lion Costume

Tiger

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Fancy an Indian?"

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Sleeping Tiger

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'Thank God it's fry day'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'