Tiger Fans Pillows

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

Tiger Costume

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Tiger

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Lion Costume

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

Sleeping Tiger

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Thank God it's fry day'