Tiger Fanatics Pillows

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

hard-boiled egg...

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

How Amazon was invented

"You're completely screwed up."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Tiger Costume

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Hell No Kitty

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat being licked by plant.

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'