Tiger Fanatic Gifts

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

hard-boiled egg...

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Tiger Costume

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Tiger

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Sleeping Tiger

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Emergency sunscreen.

A pack of icebergs out hunting